Dear “I Want to lose weight quickly ” Middle-Aged Woman
My heartfelt condolences.
It is my unfortunate duty to inform you that your name has been selected for continual, never-ending riding of the weight loss merry-go-round. Fast weight loss is always, every time, doomed.
Therefore I am officially sending you my sincerest condolences.
It is anticipated that this round n round ride you are on will amount to nothing more than an extended period of unspeakable suffering, at the end of which you will ultimately find only failure, low self-esteem and living your ‘worst life’. At best, you might escape without incurring permanent physical damage and psychological scarring, which will torment you for the remainder of your overweight, shortened life.
You may, if you insist, spend the intervening months and years between now and eternity in your futile attempt to perform sufficient exercising and undereating/bingeing to enable yourself to do a few more pointless diets before your ultimate demise. However, it would probably be better to spend this time putting your affairs in order…
Update your will, visit with friends and relatives, purchase some plus size clothing and get rid of any cameras you may have lying around the home.
Should the unfortunate mental mindset that has led to your Groundhog Day nightmare of never ending yo-yo dieting improve…
You might still escape your frustration and find your Holy Grail by simply clicking through here https://www.ingridbarclay.com/reinvent-yourself to read on about my world first body fat escape plan that has just launched.
You are awesome!
As you are owning your truth and are understanding that there is a better, healthier, happier way, and you are ready for it.
Enough with the band-aid solutions that cost you money, time and most importantly, emotion.
Ready for open heart surgery?
Giddiyup. You are my woman.
No more being on the hampster wheel.
You are now smart.
So many women seem obsessed.
They suffer the delusion that they *want* to participate in this hopeless, ultimately unhealthy, weight loss endeavour.
Otherwise, please respond with an acknowledgement that you indeed wish to end your body battle.
You are willing to participate in an actual, tangible and permanent solution to your high body fat and the crappy feelings that come with being unfit, immobile and uncomfortable in your own skin.
Please!
Do not pay any attention to anyone else that claims that they can diet you “small” on air and oxygen…or chicken and broccoli.
These people make, grease the wheel and run the carousel you have been unhappily riding.
They are charlatans and snake oil charmers, unlike myself who is a truth teller with integrity.
I empathise with the pain of truth. I truly do.
As I have also ridden the fast weight loss carousel.
It’s a painful way to ‘do life’.
But being patient once, and doing it “right” is being the tortise (who won the race)!
In order to protect your privacy, I will not announce your click through to my world first, brand new, intelligent, immersive, bespoke, weight loss eviction strategy on any public forum.
This way, you will be allowed to succeed quietly, smartly, intently, patiently yet consistently and even smugly.
No-one will ever know.
Until you are nailing your new behaviours.
However, if you decide to get back on that doomed horse again,
don’t be surprised when your heirs begin requesting that you bequeath them favored items among your possessions, and make inquiries about the location of your valuables.
Being bereft of one’s confidence, vitality, inner health, curiosity of the world and endless possibilities, plus the inability to shimmy in a fitted, backless dress and play t-ball with the grandchildren with zest and vigor is a very distressing and heartfelt time.
You cannot imagine the compassion I feel for you.
Click through to your yellow brick road, coz I know it’s YOUR time.